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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Jelly eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊

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