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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Snort eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁

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