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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Simpkins eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁

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