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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Simba eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮

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