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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁

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