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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡

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