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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯

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