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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻

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