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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Buddy eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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