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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Buddy eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦

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