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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Coco eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻

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