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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Tilly eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻

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