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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Daisy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺

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