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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Mr Stink eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗

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