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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Alfie eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺

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