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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Alfie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖

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