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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Molly eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡

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