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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Poppy eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛

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