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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Smeagol eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮

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