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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Daenerys eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘

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