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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Hufflepuff eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺

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