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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Worf eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯

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