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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Spock eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺

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