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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Roxy eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦

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