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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Peanut eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻

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