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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Champ eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺

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