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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Professor Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺

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