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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Professor Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺

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