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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Miss Wibble eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺

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