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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Miss Wibble eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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