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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Rufus eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍

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