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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Simba eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦

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