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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Simba eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮

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