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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Teddy eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍

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