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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Poppy eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻

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