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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Voldemort eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻

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