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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Weasley eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮

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