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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Trotsky eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃

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