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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Princess eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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