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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Piper eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺

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