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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Geoffrey eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦

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