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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Geoffrey eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗

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