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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Missy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦

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