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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Stella eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻

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