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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Gus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮

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