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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Sparky eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍

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