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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Zeus eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗

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