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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Thor eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺

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