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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Loki eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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