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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Widget eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗

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