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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺
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