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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by

an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘
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