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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗

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