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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻

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