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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Jenkins eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮

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