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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Maggie eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊

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